TRIPPY "little" stories

I read this five to six times, and I was still very confused afterwards. I figured all these stories were written out of some level of deep intoxication or a drug-induced trip. I truly envy Cage. lol. No, but really this stories give a peek into the mind of an obviously wacky man. The capability to fathom so many far-fetched tales in 90 minutes is still a mystery to me, but hey- I can dig it, I guess. The most I can squeeze out of this lemon reading these stories is the effect of actually tripping a little bit. Enjoy!

An Indian woman who lived in the
islands was
required to come to Juneau

to testify in a trial.


After she had solemnly sworn to tell
the truth,
the whole truth,
and nothing
but the truth,

she was asked whether she had been
subpoenaed.

She said,

“Yes.

Once on the boat coming
over,
and once
in the hotel here in Juneau.

^^^ Is this about sex? Then I get it.