If I had a heart, these things would be known by it

I know my ABCs by heart
Does that make me smart?

I can sing "Wild Wild West"
Clearly Will Smith's best

I know all the boss weaknesses in Mega Man X
Can't say the same for the games that came next

I'll never forget my birthday,
same month we barbecue on the four
though I'll probably be checking Facebook,
when it comes time for yours

Hadouken? Come now, dearest
Even Granny knows that's quarter-circle fierce

The scent of a farm and fresh baby powder
And a heaping bowl of mom's delicious clam chowder

Cowabunga! Kamehameha! YABBA DABBA DOOO!!!
Banana-slamma! One more thing... I'llbringitrightback-thankyou!

I know tons of stuff
memorable faces and places
But sometimes I forget
how to tie my shoelaces